oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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