He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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