He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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