yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
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Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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