Her vagina should come with caution tape.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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