Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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