I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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