His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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