I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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