just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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