So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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