there was a trapeze. enough said
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize
