My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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