What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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