His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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