someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
her vagine was all disorganized.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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