love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I understand Curling. That high.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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