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(804): View more from Virginia

names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.

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(206): View more from Washington

i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.

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(661): View more from California

i wish semen tasted like chocolate

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(214): View more from Texas

he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...

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(941): View more from Florida

Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.

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(817): View more from Texas

i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.

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