your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
oh god the rape fog is back!
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
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I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
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Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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