Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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