Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
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i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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