its not stalking. its research.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
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I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Randomize
