it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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