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Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.

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(703): Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U. http://tfl.nu/bimg

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Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”

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(703): Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh” http://tfl.nu/trqs

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(716): View more from New York

it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.

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(716): it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis. http://tfl.nu/lwww

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Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.

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(201): Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag. http://tfl.nu/pvf6

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(203): View more from Connecticut

she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...

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(203): she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school... http://tfl.nu/3kmg

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.

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Wtf? What happened?

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Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.

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(931): Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other. (1-931): Wtf? What happened? (931): Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home. http://tfl.nu/q0zo

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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.

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(+62): This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country. http://tfl.nu/rdix

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(217): View more from Illinois

Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out

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(217): Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out http://tfl.nu/2vfe

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I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you

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(408): I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you http://tfl.nu/72n4

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.

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(484): if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate. http://tfl.nu/ujin

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(916): View more from California

This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.

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How much did you smoke??

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(916): This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big. (831): How much did you smoke?? http://tfl.nu/a96z

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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.

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(201): I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part. http://tfl.nu/8mau

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(734): View more from Michigan

I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.

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(734): I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete. http://tfl.nu/xnhl

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How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?

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$450 apparently whoopwhoop

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(412): How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in? (412): $450 apparently whoopwhoop http://tfl.nu/9hqx

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(314): View more from Missouri

Stop watching porn on my work computer.

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STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.

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(314): Stop watching porn on my work computer. (1-314): STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER. http://tfl.nu/jsny

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