I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
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i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
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