please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
