Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
they need to just BURY HIM!
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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