im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I will be naked everywhere
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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