My sheets look like a crime scene.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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