The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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