My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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