It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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