Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
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Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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