So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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