My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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