i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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