is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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