White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
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Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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