i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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