the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
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You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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