SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
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I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
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