He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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