question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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