at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
