is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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