ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
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I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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