he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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