If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Randomize
