I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Small penises have feelings too.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
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you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
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He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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