Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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