and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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