She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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