I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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