guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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