OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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