you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
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I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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