After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
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I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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