Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
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We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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