how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Someone signed my nipple.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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