he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
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he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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